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Absolutely Flabulous

Down Arts Centre, 2 - 6 Irish Street, Downpatrick, County Down, BT30 6BP
Absolutely Flabulous Down Arts Centre


'Absolutely Flab-u-lous: Bernie Jones's journey from Laundry Queen to Slimming Sensation!'

Following the resounding success of 'Nobody Puts Bernie in a Corner' which had audiences on their feet with continuous standing ovations during its sold-out tour across theatres in both the north and south of Ireland, Bernie is back with the next uproarious chapter in her story.

Get ready to laugh until your laundry comes out wrinkle-free as we follow Bernie's side-splitting adventure towards life in her forties and her quest for a slimmer waistline!

In this hilarious one-woman show, Rozlyn Sheridan portrays numerous hilarious characters and reprieves the role of Bernie Jones, the lovable laundry business owner who finds herself in a spin cycle of laughter as she forges firm friendships at her local Slimming Watchers group.Audiences can expect an evening filled with laughter, heartwarming moments and a reminder of the importance of friendship.

Join Bernie Jones and get ready to laugh your way to a slimmer waistline because who needs squats when you can burn calories with belly laughs?

DATE: Friday 1 March 2024

TIME: 8pm (bar available from 7pm)

PRICE: £20

VENUE: Down Arts Centre

PRESENTED BY: Roz Sheridan



  • All areas accessible to disabled visitors

Establishment Features

  • Accommodation nearby
  • Toilets

Event Facilities

  • Booking Required

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Ticket TypeTicket Tariff
Adult£20.00 per ticket

Note: Prices are a guide only and may change on a daily basis.

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Opening Times

Season (1 Mar 2024)
Friday19:00 - 22:00

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Road Directions

Directions from Town: Follow the A7 from Belfast or the A25 from Clough into Downpatrick town centre, drive straight to the T junction at the end of Market Street and turn left. Down Arts Centre is a large red brick building with a clock tower on the right hand side, on the corner of Irish and Scotch Street. There are several paid and display car parks in the near vicinity and some on-street parking nearby.

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